Me Myself and I

Need a hand buying lingerie?

Here are a few tips for those who're (not whore, but who are) thinking of getting a valentine present for her:

1. Get a pair of fancy knickers to match her perfect breast. Bear in mind her size; she may have a very small waist but a large bust or vice versa. The most important thing is to get the size right if you know what's good for you.
2. Make sure it fits. Take a peek at the size tag next time you have the pleasure of her bra lying on your bedroom floor or his boxers hanging off the bed frame. If you can, take a look at a few as some sizes vary depending on the shop they are from.
3. Don't waste your time with the usual high street stores if your lady has a large bust. You will need to purchase from a specialist shop or website. Remember, she will need one with good support as well as something aesthetically pleasing for the both of you!
4. Times have moved on from the tacky red and black combo. There are many designs fit for all types of tastes - from fancy frills to transparent numbers. Take a look at what type of fashions she likes and let this be your starting point.
5. If you're really worried about getting it wrong, try a camisole or a sexy vest and knickers set. Something cute and lacy will be perfect.
6. Buy gift vouchers. The two of you can go to your selected store and choose what you both want. If she's shy or you feel you can't choose underwear, give the voucher to her a week before the big day with a "surprise me " note inside. Then all you have to do is wait!
7. If you're both game for a laugh try something a tad more risqué. Dressing up in cheeky outfits, edible underwear or little thongs with messages are a good start to the night...
8. You don't have to stop at bra and knickers. You can accessorise with stockings and jewellery. Wrap that up with a bottle of Champagne, candles, massage oil and you're good to go!
9. Ask for advice. Some friendly female advice is invaluable when it comes to buying gifts for the lady in your life. Ask one of her friends that you trust won't blab your amazing ideas. Hmm would would that be?

Is the room getting hot now, or is it just me?

posted by pen boy @ 1:43 AM