Me Myself and I

Wednesday, June 5

Al-Asr! Demi Masa !...........: Rahmat Disebalik Dugaan

Tuesday, January 5

2010

OK tahun baru penuh cabaran bakal dihadapi.

Byk resolusi tapi apakah yang terbaik??

Menjadi insan yang lebih bertanggungjawab dan redha dalam menjalankan tanggungjawab dunia dan akhirat.

Sungguh jauh lagi perjalananku, semoga diberi pedoman dan hidayah dari Allah Ta'ala.

Amin .. Amin Ya Rabbal 'Alamin

Friday, July 3

Guide To Find Your Type of Girl..Funny LOL

Depends on what kind of chicks u r looking for:

1) Teenage chicks with lots of skin to bare who prefer to dance the whole night and would most likely have a Mat Motor boyfriend: Shadows (Bangsar)

2) Classier chicks with velvet gowns and can dance, not any dance, but Salsa : Q-Ba at Westin Hotel (Bintang Walk)

3) International school chicks (white chicks/jap-chicks/exotic looking chicks/rich chicks) who love to drink : Mezza (formerly T-Club Bangsar)

4) Working chicks who are looking for love : Bar Flam (Bangsar)

5) 'God-fearing' chicks who play carrom from Bangsar Gospel Centre : Coffee Bean / Star Bucks i.e. any coffee place in town whose average price is around RM10 for a cuppa (this weeds out all the coffee shops in Lucky Gardens) (Bangsar)

6) Hard-core biker chicks or the opposite.. Tudung chicks : mamak stalls in front of the food court previously known as Jolly Green Giant (Bangsar)

7) Chicks who are dating guys who are already married / guys who wanna be girls : Red Chamber (Bangsar)

8) Malaysian girls who speak with a British/American/Aussie/Rojak accent who think they are BBC/BBI/BBM(u know wat I mean) and are looking for a boyfriend who has blonde hair and drinks 'Snake Bite Black': Finnegans (Bangsar)

9) Malaysian girls who speak with a British/American/Aussie/Rojak accent who think they are BBC/BBI/BBM who have already found a boyfriend from Finnegans : Telawi Street Bistro (Bangsar)

10) Girls who look like boys who like girls who look like girls: Seasons Pool Club (Bangsar)

11) Paula Malai Ali type of chicks: The Social (Bangsar)

12) White chicks with white boyfriends/husbands (who also have tan-skinned girlfriends from Beach Club/Thai Bar etc.) : La Bodega (Bangsar)

13) Chicks that have rich boyfriends and like expensive red wines: Grappa / Wine Bar Heritage Row

14) Chicks that have poor boyfriends and want a taste of western food : McDonald's / Burger King Bangsar

15) Party chicks that think they're so happening they don't mind sweating in a firetrap for 4 hours: Passion

16) Hip-hop chickas who know someone who knows someone who's having a pissup/birthday
party and they can avoid cover charge: Nouvo / Sangria

17) Pill-popping chicks and they're drug-induced boyfriends: Atmosphere / Carlos

18) Pill-popping chicks who don't want to go out with "playaz" but suddenly find themselves trying to grab the attention of the "playaz": Bliss

19) Feng Tau chicks : not sure but we think its the old Emporium or K Club

20) Capati chicks who are already betrothed to some distant cousin on their father's orders : Dhol, Bangsar.

21) Beautiful popping chicks with very little clothing & supposedly gangsters boyfriends : TBR KL

22) Beautiful model chicks or wannabes with cheeky friends in tow who can hold their drinks : Velvet

Friday, March 20

UK where are thou?

Well I'm all geared up now. Once back from offshore I'll pack my stuff and head to UK. Truthfully this will be interesting as I haven't actually planned anything almost a month ago. One incident lead to another, and next thing I know, hey I'm going to UK! LOL. I'm used to traveling alone on a business trip but not actually on a holiday trip. Will it be fun? I'll find out soon..

Anyway... What does our name means:

A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink.
M : Best kisser ever.
N: You like to drink.
O: Easy to fall in love with.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fucking crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink.
Y : Best gf/bf anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready.

H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
A : You like to drink
K : You're wild and crazy.
A : You like to drink
M : Best kisser ever.

LOL.. not even close.. but i like M... mmmmmmmmmmmm... ok i'm drooling all over

Wednesday, February 11

Is living at any cost selfish? if yes then yes we are...

human beings are naturally animals... selfish is a human concept... yes we are naturally selfish, but.... its really about the survival instinct, all animals are selfish when it comes to survival, procreation and nurture are close to it in dominance of instinct though, thats why most humans and animals protect their young fiercely and why we are all driven to have sex frequently...its all about the sex...

Yes, the hardest thing for humans to overcome is pride and selfishness.... ego ego ego...

As all beings are selfish, why has the word become such a pejorative? Why should we overcome selfishness? Selfishness is to have a chief concern for ones own interest. Any other addendum towards defining selfishness is just hyperbole, matters of opinion. To say we have a chief concern for ones own interest especially with disregard to others is to contradict the meaning. Our dependency on others is self evident and to show disregard for others is not in ones best interest. Selfishness is a virtue and not a sin, it is the very point in having a point of view. If you don't look out for your own interests then who will? Why should somebody else be a better judge of what's in your best interest, and how can we be sure his judgment of your selfish behavior isn't motivated by his own selfish nature? Be selfish, I say! Be who you are, look after yourself and always be your self.

Wednesday, January 30

YOU KNOW YOU ARE BRUNEIAN WHEN....

I got this from my Dinna who is now officially part of the family... Welcome!

I find that some of the points are really amusing. To all you bruneians out there, please dont be offended by this ok?

Well I guess from this list I'm still not qualified to be a bruneian.. too many requirements!! some of the points are spot on, no doubt about it.. some are just generalisation.. some are incorrect though.. some i don't get it.. errr

People ask where you're from and the easiest explanation is saying that it's next to Singapore.
People are still clueless about where Brunei is and then you mention how the Sultan of Brunei was once the richest man in the world and everyone instantly remembers.
You either hang out in Coffee Zone or Coffee Bean or have children that do.
Your closet is full of designer gear but all you wear is the same old t-shirt, shorts and 'selipar jepun' that cost $2 from the 'kedai kaling' next door.
You don't wear Versace because only the older Datins & high society people wear it & because you have the suspicious feeling that it was made in Brunei.
You travel all the way to Miri just to get bargain priced goods but spend twice as much there as you would back at the shops in Brunei.
Your family has at least 4 cars, almost always including a large car like a 'Land Cruiser' (for stocking up at Miri).
You don't drive second hand cars.
You don't drive a car that is less than $40,000 because it is just unheard of.
You complain like hell when the food is slow at a restaurant, but when you are at a 'pasar malam' you can wait hours for your gourmet satay from that Mamak stall.
McDonalds is halal & you can order a 'Bubur McD'
You don't take public transport because it's for workers.
You are used to the wolf whistles of deprived men when you walk past them - even when you're with your parents.
You are used to seeing large crowds of Indian, Indon, Filo & Bangladeshi workers hang out at shopping malls, especially on Sundays.
You have called someone a 'poklen' or have been called one before.
You buy mee-goreng by the boxes.
You are obsessed with imported food from England.
You fly to Singapore to go to the hospital because you don't trust RIPAS.
You go to Singapore to have a good time.
You go on holiday ANYWHERE with 2 empty luggage's and come back with at least 10 full ones.
You go to Singapore or Malaysia at least 4 times a year.
You own an enormous private collection of pirated VCD's, DVD's & CD's.
You have a few specialised number plates for your cars.
You go to the pasar malam with tatty clothes & slippers but a LV/Gucci bag.
You actually believe the roads have no speed limits.
When singing the national anthem, you mumble parts of it because you can't quite remember/understand what some of the words are.
You Believe in Bomohs & pontianaks (vampires?).
You have Astro satellite.
You don't feel bad living in your mansion across from a kampong or even in a kampong itself.
You change your mobile whenever a new one comes out.
You know that the beach is the place to go to conduct illegal activity such as drinking & fornication although you swear you've never done it yourself.
You know all the places that sell illegal alcohol.
You must send your kids overseas or else they will have no future.
You fly out at least 10 times a year to many different places.
At least one member of your family lives in England, Australia or the US.
You have the cash to pay for a $100k Car.
You complain when something goes up in price even if it is only $0.20 & try to haggle over the price even at a department store.
You have to wake up early to go for Sunday breakfast with your family (all 40 of them) & most probably it's Dim-Sum.
You know all the swear words in Malay, Tagalog & Chinese.
Have bad bahasa melayu even though you have been studying it for your whole life.
You buy your monthly groceries on or around the 26th of each month.
You avoid supermarkets on or around the 26th or each month.
You think a 7 year loan repayment plan is a reasonable way to own a car.
You have 5.3 kids.
Your younger children go out in their pyjamas (barbie for girls, spiderman for boys) with a bottle of Milo clenched between their teeth.
Your younger children wear massive gold chains.
You PAWN your children's massive gold chains in order to finance the upcoming Hari Raya.
You wear black trousers, a multicoloured blouse and a tudong everywhere. Younger females, just swop the black pants for jeans.
If you are over 40 and female, more often than not, you are overweight and 'phone box shaped'.
You think nothing of carrying your new born baby complete with quilted plasticky pastel changing bag, while dangling a LIT cigarette between your lips.(men)
You think 5 cars in front of you anywhere on the road is a traffic jam
You think $0.03 for an SMS is still expensive!
You earn only $500 a month but can still buy a new car somehow and are willing to pay up to 10 years for it for those who do not apply to point #39 & who exceed point #46
You complain that a $1 hike in cigarettes is way too much when it still comes up to only $4 max a pack
You know you can get away with buying only $2 worth of gas cos your car modifications used up all your loan money from point #56
You will pile your 5.3 kids in the car and brave the more than 5 car jam to the Istana for some religious ceremony in order to get $5 per kid.
You consider taking out a maximum loan to extend your house (leaving no space for drains on your land) just cos the neighbours are renovating too.
You will spend thousands on car modifications but will hang around curbs/ roadsides with friends cos got no money to pay for coffee at Coffezone or Coffeebean.
You ride a Harley with a bunch of friends & park in front of Coffeezone/Coffeebean but only order water or coke & think its still macho.
The 26th of each month is the only time you dare to buy more than $2 worth of gas cos you need to go cruising aimlessly around Gadong (a major hang-out place for Bruneians) after grocery shopping.
Cruising aimlessly is defined as driving round the Centrepoint & Mall (located in Gadong) strip a minimum of 4 times while revving your engine loudly for all to hear.
The typical male wears only Premier League team t-shirts, jeans, baseball caps & slippers as passable casual wear to pick up tudong-ed chicks in.
You slow down to 10km/hr whenever a car breaks down is being towedaway / has an accident just to see if you know who the driver is & to get the number of the car to buy 4D later.
You take out a business loan to start a business but buy a brand new Lexus immediately (refer to point #36 on cash) with the loan & then start the sloppy business with the remainder of the money.
You do not know or have never spoken to 80% of the people you've invited to your wedding and who take the liberty to bring their 5.3 kids
4 generations stay in one house & there is 1.5 cars per person in the household who have a driving license
You think leaving work at 5:30pm is ridiculously late.
You don't bat en eyelid in any yoga class even though the instructor is referring directly from a book.
The local newspaper is still readable even though the front page always has some sort of story about illegal immigrants being caught for overstaying or soliciting as in point #31
You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.
You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"
You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.
You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian.. and so on.
You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".
You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.
Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.
The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.
Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.
You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.
You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".
You like electronic products from Japan.
If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'
You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion.
You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.
You are loud and speak in melandih way.
You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.
You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.
You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.
You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".
You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer). Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not to miss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).
When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.
If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).
You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.
You give you children super long name.
You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.
You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.
You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
You are ok to be fat.
You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.
Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to.
You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.
You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .
You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.
You add "BUI" on each sentence.
You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.
You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui"
You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates.
You listen to Pelangi FM.
You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.
You are especially racist to Indian workers.
You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks, having a picnic with your friends.
You have 'candas' in your house.
You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind.
You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.
You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile (for one month and then switch off one or the other).
You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.

Wednesday, February 7

Don’t wait: Stop procrastinating!

- a reminder to myself -

Procrastination goes well beyond simple laziness. Serious consequences can ensue when you constantly put off until tomorrow what you should have done yesterday.

Fees can accrue if you don’t pay bills on time. Friends can seethe if you always arrive late. Careers can suffer if you force others to pick up the slack. It’s no surprise that chronic procrastinators are stressed and anxious.

If procrastination can cause so many problems, why do people procrastinate? Well, here are some reasons:

Fear of failure.
Procrastinators are often perfectionists who would rather not try than risk failure. Being average isn’t good enough. They worry others will appreciate them only if they perform well.

Fear of success.
Yes, this is fear-of-failure’s evil twin. The worry here is that success might make others envious. Besides, procrastinators might never live up to their own ever-higher standards. Again, it is easier not to try.

Need for control.
Some procrastinators enjoy being rebellious and defiant. They are secretly glad their delays cause problems for others.

Thrill seeking.
Conflict and drama are more exciting than peace and quiet. Procrastinators like the crises they create by waiting until the last minute.

If you really are serious about overcoming procrastination, I suggest you start by figuring out what fear, or need, your behavior is filling. Notice what situations trigger procrastination: When you must make a choice? Meet a deadline? Complete an unpleasant task? Interact with people you dislike? Choose between fun and work?

Once you understand your trigger factors, you can work on practical and concrete solutions:

Prioritize. Make a list of tasks. Eliminate unnecessary ones, and spent your energy on important ones. Don’t let unimportant time-wasters crowd out significant things. You don’t need to check your e-mail nonstop, for example. It can wait 10 minutes.

Keep track of things with a clock or calendar. Block off times to work and play. In fact, you can use play as a reward. Work steadily for an hour and reward yourself with a Sudoku puzzle. Make a dreaded phone call and reward yourself with a call to a friend.

Test your beliefs. So you claim you must perform a task perfectly? Try doing it imperfectly and see what happens. The sky won’t fall in.

Stop saying yes. Don’t mislead people into thinking you will do something you won’t. It’s better to tell a friend you cannot drive her to the airport than to be late and make her miss her flight.

Create interim deadlines. There’s a reason you always hear you should break a task down into manageable parts. It works. And you get a solid sense of achievement from actually finishing something, no matter how small. Keep up the momentum.

ok.. what the hell I'm doing now. Back to work la!!!!

What Zodiac are you?

.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

I'm a sex addict!! HAHAHA..